And the Oscar goes to...well, you either found out on Sunday night or skipped the show - either way, we'll refresh your memory below. The 2016 winners are bolded near fellow nominees (and thereby a bit more awesome than their colleagues; at least in the eye of Academy voters). Call it maddening, but Mad Max bedded more Oscars (six) than any other film. And there were a many stars who popped their Oscar cherries. Take a look:
BEST PICTURE
Spotlight - WINNER (Unexpected, given the controversial content and that Revenant took home the Golden Globe)
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant - WINNER (finally, says everyone; received four previous acting nominations for What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Aviator, Blood Diamond and The Wolf of Wall Street)
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Brie Larson, Room - WINNER (First-timer, like Leo)
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies - WINNER (Joins Leo; so much for Sir Stallone's Cindarella story)
Sylvester Stallone, Creed (Perhaps will take home gold for Creed 2 - if that's a thing)
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl - WINNER (Yet another first-timer, like Leo)
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Inside Out - WINNER
CINEMATOGRAPHY
The Revenant - WINNER
COSTUME DESIGN
Mad Max: Fury Road - WINNER
DIRECTING
The Revenant - WINNER
DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE)
Amy - WINNER
Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom
DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)
Claude Lanzmann: Spectres of the Shoah
A Girl in the River: The Price of Forgiveness - WINNER
FILM EDITING
Mad Max: Fury Road - WINNER
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Son of Saul - WINNER
MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Mad Max: Fury Road - WINNER
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed out
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
The Hateful Eight - WINNER (Cue Quentin Tarantino's Golden Globes acceptance speech, please)
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
“Earned It,” Fifty Shades of Grey
“Manta Ray,” Racing Extinction
“Til It Happens To You,” The Hunting Ground
“Writing’s On The Wall,” Spectre - WINNER
PRODUCTION DESIGN
Mad Max: Fury Road - WINNER
SHORT FILM (ANIMATED)
Bear Story - WINNER
SHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION)
Everything Will Be Okay (Alles Wird Gut)
Stutterer - WINNER
SOUND EDITING
Mad Max: Fury Road - WINNER
SOUND MIXING
Mad Max: Fury Road - WINNER
VISUAL EFFECTS
Ex Machina - WINNER
WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)
The Big Short - WINNER
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)
Spotlight - WINNER
Straight Outta Compton (Don't tell Jamie Foxx)
And...scene! See you next year. Who do you think should host near year's Oscars? Kevin Hart, anyone?